I'll Wear Anything That's Pink or Sparkles

V-Dazzle your Va-J for Valentine's Day!

At the spa we're offering crystal tattoos for Valentine's Day. It's $5 to add on to a Brazilian Bikini Wax, and $10 otherwise. Some product genius at Swarvoski decided that all the little girls who liked to stick sparkly things on their skin in high school would jump at the "grown up" version.  And some marketing genius thought they should call the product... Vajazzling  

Frankly, that seems to be a bit much to me, but what do I know? Clearly people want Swarvoski crystals on -- ahem -- delicate areas. I imagine it would be scratchy, when stumbled (or not) upon? Because the only reason to get any kind of tattoo where you get brazilian bikini waxing, is to show it to someone. Right? While it's all well and good for show and tell, it can't be too comfortable for anyone else who may be encountering the crystals. And then they might rub off. There goes your $5 bucks!

But as the title of this blog says. If it's pink or sparkles I'll wear it. So I'll be modeling for the training. Hopefully. And while the spa is marketing it as a V-Dazzle I'll be dazzling some other body part. And then I'll post pictures. Unless they absolutely must practice putting it where most people will. In that case there won't be pictures. But you can ponder that sparkly image on your valentine's day.

the rest is still UNwritten