My Body is a Piece of Art

My Body is a Piece of Art
photo by Jaqi Medlock

January 23, 2013

Baby I'm Back. Yeah!

"Forgive me Father..." It's been 7 months since I last wrote.

A lot can happen in 7 months. You can make a baby. Buy a house. Grow your hair out. Lose an election. Win an election. Learn a new skill. Study abroad. Or you could be sitting around doing exactly what you did 7 months ago.

While I am sleeping where I was 7 months ago, and working where I was 7 months ago; a lot has happened between now and then. For example:


  • Miami, FL with SSD for premiere of ROGUE at Bernice Steinbaum Gallery- Hilarity ensued. As per usual
  • Started working with Method Models - dressed up as a corporate shark and urban vulture, complete with Shark and Vulture heads. I was awesome. Duh!.
  • Won $100 gift card to Lacoste and Gotye concert tickets! Shopping spree!
  • Worked my @*$ off at the Spa
  • So I could start working with a new company! 
  • Had lunch with a visiting friend from high school. We went to a family style restaurant...it was just us two. #bestcalamariever
  • Performed at Joe's Pub
  • Went to Ohio for less than 48 hours. Twice.
  • Did my first Burlesque performance!
  • Finished a savings program. 
  • Joined a new Aerial gym
  • Watched my friend move to Miami :(
  • Went on tour to Mexico :)
  • Walked back across the Mexico - US border
  • Took pictures with men with guns. The guns were out. I was nervous...
  • Celebrated my birthday. At a bar mitzvah... 
  • Went to benihana for the first time in NYC!!! 
  • Survived Hurricane Sandy!
  • Relocated to Seattle, WA for 2 months
  • Performed in a regional theater production! 
  • Danced with Bebe Winans! Oh yeah!
  • Celebrated Christmas and NYE with my family for the first time in 3 years. 
  • Rang in the new year COMPLETELY sober. 
A lot has happened in the last 7 months. I, sadly, just didn't feel like I had something to write about. But now baby I'm back yeah! I'm here to cater to your every wry humorous writing desire. Happy 2013!


the rest is still UNwritten...